Does the water beating down on my belly sound like a drum to Maia?
Also, I love my Dove waterlily-mint body wash. And it makes my skin all tingly, which is interesting.
I feel far more confident, comfortable, and attractive when I’m nude than I do while wearing clothing.
Except for when I have to step out of the bathtub, which is a proposition entirely lacking in grace.
And why do I have an intense craving for oatmeal cookies as soon as I sit down to type this post?