My boobs are hot all the time, like, temperature-wise. I mean, they’re pretty sexy too I guess, but seriously, they’re like little raging infernos on my chest. It’s kind of interesting, and at least I have some way to keep my hands warm if they get cold.
But by the end of the day, they kinda ache. This could be because my nipples are standing at attention all day long, no joke. Maybe if they’d calm the fuck down and take a nap or something, my boobs wouldn’t be like OH MY GOD DON’T LET THE SHEET TOUCH US when I get into bed.
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