Time: 11pm, Saturday night. Location: living room. I’m lounging on the couch watching CNN, he’s playing a computer game.
Him: What are you eating?
Me: Mini Wheats. Cereal is the best snack food!
Him: You’re going to get so fat eating that many carbs this late at night.
Me: *DEATH STARE* Cereal is the best snack food.
Him: I’m just saying, you’re going to get fat.
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED:
He’s lucky that he’s made up for it since Monday’s midwife revelations! Even if he does still have a black eye from the chair.