Really, he should be a diplomat

February 4, 2009 at 7:26 am (Daily Life) ()

Time: 11pm, Saturday night. Location: living room.  I’m lounging on the couch watching CNN, he’s playing a computer game.

Him: What are you eating?

Me: Mini Wheats.  Cereal is the best snack food!

Him: You’re going to get so fat eating that many carbs this late at night.

Me: *DEATH STARE* Cereal is the best snack food.

Him: I’m just saying, you’re going to get fat.




He’s lucky that he’s made up for it since Monday’s midwife revelations!  Even if he does still have a black eye from the chair.


  1. existere said,


  2. EricaB/Crazy Momma said,

    What a stupid, stupid man.

  3. humpsNbump said,

    Does he not know any better?

  4. Dana said,

    He needs lessons – Man Lessons – you NEVER EVER EVER comment about what your pregnant wife – your EXTREMELY pregnant wife – is eating. The result – getting beaten by a chair.

  5. Damselfly said,

    Smackdown! That’ll learn him to go up against a hungry pregnant woman!

    I eat Mini Wheats too!

  6. Gala said,

    Wow…can’t believe he still has all his limbs.

  7. Scary Mommy said,

    You had every reason to murder him in cold blood. Any female judge would have let you off.

  8. ck said,

    Just wait ’til he sees how long he’ll be abstinent after Maia is born. The natural payback of new motherhood…

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